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HELP WANTED, FULL TIME, MUST PRAY WELL...

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Contributed by: Jacqueline Cauble on 12/26/2007

As our need for Prayers it seems is now more than doubling daily, we are now hiring and we have an unlimited number of positions open. Simply submit your resume and include the following:

Your first name, and from the following list, indicate the Prayer type you are, We need coverage in all areas.

Shower Prayer, do you pray in the Shower? How often? Are the prayers answered?

Driving Prayer? do you pray when you are driving? How often? Are the prayers answered?

Food Prayer, do you pray before/while eating? How often? Are the prayers answered?

Bed Prayer, do you pray before you go to sleep? How often? Are the prayers answered?

If there are other places, times you pray please include them in your resume, and include if the prayers were answered.

If even on one occurance your prayer was answered, Congratulations!!!You have the job!! The drawback is it is full time, with alot of overtime and you must be on call if emergency prayer is needed.

Now that you are one of our new "Master Prayers" let me fill you in on why we require all of this prayer...

Our home burned down around two years ago, the insurance company underpaid, we got ripped off by a contractor,Our home is about half built, My mother in law had cancer so cared for her until she passed away. I lost my job because I missedso much work.

My Teen Kids then witnessed their best friend get shot in the head by a gang member, and he died. And then due to our financial hardships, my son had to drop out of school he was studying to be a Paramedic, my older daughter was going to be a pre-school teacher and my youngest a Beautician. All of them are working full time, to help us out.

A lawsuit against the insurance company will take years,we are trying to finish rebuilding our home and pay for the home we are living in..We could not afford an attorney so my father in law was going to file suit on our behalf, last month he had a truck pull out in front of him on the freeway, he was killed instantly.

That is why we are hiring an unlimited number of Master Prayers,We require prayer coverage around the clock for my family.And if you accept this position, I cannot afford to pay you now, but I promise you will be repaid, somehow, someway... We just want to go home...back where there was peace in our lives.

I on behalf of My family are hoping you will accept this job offer,a very difficult position,to pray for us...

Jacqueline

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