register |  login
Loading Ad
ADVERTISEMENT
Loading Tower

Story


BBQing on the 4th of July
Contributed by: Kaaron Williams on 7/4/2007


Must be the 4 th of July otherwise known as "BBQing on the 4 th of July"
By Kaaron Williams in collaboration with Randall Williams, known BBQ Expert

There's a wild look in his eye today. When his natural alarm clock went off this morning, an otherwise middle-class American businessman, jumped out of bed and ran into the backyard to start the coals, to fire up the BBQ. With only one eye open, his wife said
........................ Must be the 4 th of July!

With the Fire Department on standby alert, you can set your calendar to it. BBQs in neighborhoods all across the continent known as these United States of America are standing primed and ready to salute the American tradition, otherwise known as
........................ BBQing on the 4 th of July!

As BBQ experts, trained by their fathers, men and women stand by with mitts on, forks in the air, aluminum foil rustling, smoke swirling through the backyard, dogs' noses in the air, they await for the magic hour to arrive when their friends and families sniff the air as they open their car doors and say
........................ Must be the 4 th of July!

With BBQ sauce flying "everywhar", the napkin industry is picking up points on the stock exchange today. The pressure is on. As he takes the lid for the last time off the BBQ, a neighbor pokes his head over the wall, exclaiming, "Boy, does that smell good!" The trained BBQ expert, confidently proclaims, "it's all about the burnt mammal."
...................... Must be BBQing on the 4 th of July!








SUBMIT COMMENT

Rate the above story



Current Rating

Based on 2 user ratings.

Talk Back : submit comments to the story

*Note: you need to log-in to add a comment or rating.

Showing 1-2 of 2 comments
Submitted By: GEORGIANE HORTON
posted on 7/8/2007 @ 9:15:59 PM
(Not Rated)
GREAT STORY AND SO TRUE. HAPPY BARBECUING EVERYONE
Submitted By: Cindy Garvin
posted on 7/8/2007 @ 12:29:24 PM
Rated Story
Loved it-reminds me of how the 4th of July used to be.
Showing 1-2 of 2 comments
CONTRIBUTOR INFORMATION

Kaaron Williams

Burbank , CA

Kaaron Williams has posted 1 story and 0 comments since joining on 12/17/2006. Kaaron Williams 's average story rating is 4.5.
STORY RSS FEEDS
ADVERTISEMENT
Loading Ad

Loading Ad
ADVERTISEMENT
Loading Ad